Traditional Dance Comedian Pillows

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

"Extreme miming"

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Scot country dancing,

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

'Hello, my name is Death'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Bayonne Festival

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Dad Dancing.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Manhole Warning

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

'That is really sick John.'

Fly Eye Chart

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

Square Dancing

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Tolerate thy neighbour