Dance And Humor Blending T-Shirts

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Dangerous Mural

Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

'Papoose,golf bag.'

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

Ann Widdecombe

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

"The corps du ballet needs some urine testing."

Belly Dancing School

'Assad's despicable actions can only be met with equal force! So we are going to. . .Twerk the Jerk!'

10k Corral.

Couple dancing with spurs.

"Norman is very keen on finding new ways to communicate with voters...this is his 'dance of the party's deficit reduction strategy'!"

'And now, in answer to numerous requests, 'the anvil chorus'.'

macarena free zone next 4 miles (sign on road)