Dance Floor Safety Humorist Prints

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Athlete

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

"Shall we strut our stuff on the dance floor."

Spawn of Satan on board.

Dual Airbags

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."