Dance Floor Escapist Gifts

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The last song before the party exploded.

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Bunny Hop Hug

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Shake yer booty!"

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

'I thought I could dance...'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Dance Crossing

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).