Dance Floor Escapist Gifts

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The last song before the party exploded.

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Bunny Hop Hug

Club insecurity.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Men at Twerk

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Dance Crossing

"Shake yer booty!"

'I thought I could dance...'

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'