Dancefloor Diva Gifts

Jealousy

'She's a light eater, when it gets light... she starts to eat!'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

I could have danced all night!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Ladies

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Disco Bunny.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Ballet dancer.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

You make me feel like dancing!

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

After party at the spill club.

Party Time!

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Bow

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Dancing

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

Aerobics Class.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Club insecurity.