Dance Floor Maven Gifts

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Disco Bunny.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

You make me feel like dancing!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Men at Twerk

Dad Dancing.

"Would you like to dance?"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'You dance like my mother.'

'I thought I could dance...'

Dance Crossing

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

George Michael at the chiropodist

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

The Moo-Walk

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'