Dance Floor Maven Gifts

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

Disco Bunny.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

How's my Jiving?

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Club insecurity.

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Dance Crossing

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Dad Dancing.

'I thought I could dance...'

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

The Moo-Walk

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel