Dance Move Master Gifts

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Needs more challenge.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I play it to kill time.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"One More Swing."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Momco