Dance Move Master Prints

'No.'

Michael Jackson.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Needs more challenge.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

One Man and Two Trucks

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I play it to kill time.'

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

"One More Swing."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

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