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Motor-blender.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"An everything Martini, please."

New music conference

"Tong!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Veloci-Rapper

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Solitaire card shark.

'Can you check my balance.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Cowpunk

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'I play it to kill time.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'