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Motor-blender.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Tong!"

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"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Veloci-Rapper

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

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"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Team Building Exercises

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Solitaire card shark.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Can you check my balance.'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Cowpunk

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'I play it to kill time.'