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'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I, TikTok."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Here's the problem."

"That explains all the cavities."

Blend Schools

Do you like my bling?

"I'm a soul trader."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Knight

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"