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Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

New music conference

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Cowpunk

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Mary Berry

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

''It was the best of times, it was the somewhat less offensive of times.' We gotta tighten this intro up.'

"Who's going to carve?"

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'

Yellow Pencil

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'