Blender Wizard T-Shirts

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

Food Porn

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Oh you smoothie

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

I can be upgraded, can you?

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."