Blender Wizard T-Shirts

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

Food Porn

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Oh you smoothie

Computer whisperer.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

P.C. in the Stone

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

I can be upgraded, can you?

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

He crash tests software.

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.