Paintbrush Wizard T-Shirts

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Painter's muse

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Royal Pic Photoshop

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Artist

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

The Police Artist.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

Paint charming.

Paul Gaugin

"So you're into pointillism."

Spray painter.

Colour Blind

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

The Bored Impressionist

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?