Spray Paint Wizard T-Shirts

Spray painter.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

A holiday at home

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

BLESS YOU

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Ceiling Paint

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Graffiti Art Class

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

D.I.Y ladder

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

Paint charming.