Spray Paint Wizard Gifts

Spray painter.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

A holiday at home

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

BLESS YOU

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Ceiling Paint

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

Graffiti Art Class

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

D.I.Y ladder

Divine Intervention

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Abstract Paintings.

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"So you're into pointillism."