Spray Paint Enthusiast Gifts

'This is the one we're legally allowed to put graffiti on.'

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

BLESS YOU

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist Retrospective.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Alberto Giacometti.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'