Spray Paint Enthusiast Mugs

'This is the one we're legally allowed to put graffiti on.'

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

BLESS YOU

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Artist Retrospective.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

The Worst Date Ever

'You never smile at me like that!'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Jackson Pollock.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'