Oil Paint Enthusiast Gifts

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Hazards of mouse painting

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist Retrospective.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

The Worst Date Ever

'You never smile at me like that!'

Fuels paradise.

Jackson Pollock.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'