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'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Fuels paradise.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

Artist in Residence