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Starving Artist

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Car Breast-Feeding

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Hazards of mouse painting

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Eugene Delacroix

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'You never smile at me like that!'

Artist painting a dancer.