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Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Artifishial Intelligence

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"It makes me want to pee."

Mimi's final scene

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.