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Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The one that got away

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Easter Island Shades...

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"It makes me want to pee."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene