Oil Paint Aficionado Pillows

Starving Artist

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Jackson Pollock Studio

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

A Christmas tree self portrait

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Car Breast-Feeding

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Artist Retrospective.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Alberto Giacometti.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Jackson Pollock.

Artist painting a dancer.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.