Spray Paint Aficionado Pillows

Graffiti Artist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

A Christmas tree self portrait

BLESS YOU

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Two New Paintbrushes

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Eugene Delacroix

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Jackson Pollock.

'You never smile at me like that!'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist painting a dancer.