Spray Paint Lover Pillows

Self published

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

BLESS YOU

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Hazards of mouse painting

Artist Retrospective.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Graffiti Art Class

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."