Spray Paint Lover Pillows

Self published

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

Jackson Pollock Studio

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

BLESS YOU

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Artist Retrospective.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Graffiti Art Class

The Worst Date Ever

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Jackson Pollock.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'