Oil Painting Gifts

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Paul Klee

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

International Women's Day.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

' A good idea '

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Face painting.

Ban on Free Speech