Artistic Painting Gifts

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Copycats

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Jack of all trades

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Madonna of the Pukes.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

The Artist

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Guess who brought king cake!"

International Women's Day.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

' A good idea '

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Face painting.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The DaVinci Code