Creative Painters Gifts

Prisoner Painting With Food

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'My first camera'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Frank Zappa

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Making Christmas Decorations

Symbolism for Artists

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Save the tree.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"there's an app for that."

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Action shot portrait.

Wallpapering 5

Painting.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Tell me about your drawing.'

Kid spray painting a snowman.