Trend Painter Gifts

"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

'You could do that.' I did

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Sleeping on the Job

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Can I get you another coffee?

Wearing all black

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Back To School Supplies.

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Selfie Acrobat

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

Art Guidelines

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Sitting Out the Lambada

Action shot portrait.

"there's an app for that."

Turkey a la Mode

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"They are our creative midfield."

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

'It's the latest thing! - Escargo pants!!'

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

Artist's Imagination

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.