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"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

'You could do that.' I did

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Sleeping on the Job

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Wearing all black

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Art Guidelines

"there's an app for that."

Action shot portrait.

Turkey a la Mode

Sitting Out the Lambada

Selfie Acrobat

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'It's the latest thing! - Escargo pants!!'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

"They are our creative midfield."

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

Cat selfie