Visual Trendsetter T-Shirts

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Do you like my bling?

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"