Visual Trendsetter Mugs

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.