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"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Do you like my bling?

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."