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CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Two Eggs Any Style

"We succumbed to your hype."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.