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Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Two Eggs Any Style

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"We succumbed to your hype."