Furniture Trends T-Shirts

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Surprise!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Absolutely not!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'