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Potholing club entrance.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

La Table

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"And now. . . which shoes?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'