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"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Eldrow

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

The Chia Pet

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

Cat Video Cinema.

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'We've gone viral!'

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

Gang Hamn Style!