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Pounding speeds up the computer.

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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

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"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

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'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

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'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.