Internet Fad Enthusiast Gifts

Suicide photobombing.

"I realize your calamities are popular on facebook, but we really can't afford any more medical expenses this year."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.