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'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"What will you do with all the time you used to waste?"

Free WiFi On-Board

Updated Idioms. Everybody stay calm! We're not Googling trouble here!

'The stupid school computers blocked Lady Godiva's website!'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

The herd.

"Describing it as a life-changing experience that will haunt you for years to come may be a little dramatic. After all, our Internet was only down for an hour."

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'