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"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'All this internet trading has caused you to neglect your children!' 'What children?'

Ewe Tube.

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

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"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

'It's internet addiction, doctor. We have him hooked up to a USB.'

'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

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'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

"Alright, let's Google those symptoms and see what we come up with."

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'The writing that used to be on the wall is on the internet now.'

"No, the answer to the word problem isn't 'Google it.'"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'I'm here for only a few hours, since most of my business is now on-line.'

"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"

A timber Log about to Login on his computer

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I don't know how to make it any clearer...all I know is, my modem won't talk to your modem, unless your modem apologises.'

Danger sign, confusing the phone bill with the internet bill.

'This really is high speed Internet. I'm reading posts from tomorrow.'

Predicting Hominid Behavior 101.

Why do we have to go to school every day? Why can't we look things up on Google?

'How long have you been on Facebook?'

"Of course, it's a knockoff. What did you expect from something you got off Greg's List?"

'He claims to have the best wi-fi hot spots in the whole of the town.'

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

YobTube.

Computer as Centre of Family Life