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'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Meet The Author"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Likes: $2.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'New Game'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'