Internet Fad Observer T-Shirts

'Mom, at what age do you lose it and start posting photos of your meals on social media?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"That shirt is so last year."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

The Chia Pet

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Hoax Ethnic Food

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

Bar None

'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."