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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Your video went antibacterial instead of viral."

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"Diaper change" is trending again.

'It's been refreshing to talk to someone with a Klout score under 50!'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

"Wow...you're really creating a buzz online."

'It's all meme, meme, meme with you.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."