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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Your video went antibacterial instead of viral."

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

"Wow...you're really creating a buzz online."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Final words on gravestones.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Two Eggs Any Style

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."