Digital Trends T-Shirts

"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'

"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"

"This is too stressful out here. I'm going to start begging on the internet."

"Cell phone. Cellll phone..."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Back before Amazon stores, a cashier had to have a job ringing you up."

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

Fortune Teller no longer reads palms; needs Google history print-out.

....What if pets had social media?

"When they said we were heading for a 'cashless' economy I didn't think they just meant us having no money!"

"She refuses to use emojis!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Eldrow

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"