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"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'

"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"

"This is too stressful out here. I'm going to start begging on the internet."

"Cell phone. Cellll phone..."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Back before Amazon stores, a cashier had to have a job ringing you up."

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

....What if pets had social media?

"When they said we were heading for a 'cashless' economy I didn't think they just meant us having no money!"

"She refuses to use emojis!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You may now kiss the bride."