Internet Trends Pillows

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Homeless dog wearing sign saying 'Former YouTube sensation."

'You'll love this site. It's full of cute human photos with funny captions.'

Cat Video Cinema.

"Cats aren't as funny as they used to be."

'We've gone viral!'

"So, explain this photobomb concept one more time."

"And now I will attempt to eat a bar of chocolate."

"It's a tweet and potato pie."

"It didn't work out. I'm a cat videos person and he's a dog videos person."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Tiddles made a mental note to stop watching silly human videos on her work laptop.

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

"I don't ignore her. I just can't hear her calling my name."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

Eldrow

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Don't tell anyone, but even I'm getting tired of cat stuff on the internet.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

I like planking...

'Looks like he's gone viral.'

'I'm afraid you've gone viral.'

"Say...Aren't you the star of that 'cat versus mirror' video?"

"Did you see that amazing video online of Jesus' face forming in the clouds?"

Gang Hamn Style!

"I realize your calamities are popular on facebook, but we really can't afford any more medical expenses this year."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

I'm being cyberbullied. No way. Someone posted my face with a Justin Bieber haircut. Chillax, dude. The hot girls did it to half of the guys in our class. It's cyber flirting. Wow! Glad I wasn't left out.

I've decided to change the way I Twitter-slam "Star Wars: The Force Awakens." Pointing out plot holes that aren't really plot holes is the latest trend online. I've been tweeting "It's the same story as the original" even though it's not. That was fun. But that critique is so last month. I still don't think "If Rey's the protagonist, why did Monopoly leave her out of the board game" is a "plot hole." And since when has Luke been old?