Internet Fads Pillows

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

'No, the Harlem Shake isn't on our value menu..'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Eldrow

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

The Chia Pet

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

Cat Video Cinema.

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'We've gone viral!'

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