Communication Trends T-Shirts

'The U.S. postal service is in danger of going away!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Final words on gravestones.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Two Eggs Any Style