Communication Trends Gifts

'The U.S. postal service is in danger of going away!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Eldrow

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Final words on gravestones.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Two Eggs Any Style

"Overkill, dude."